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So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.
Haven’t laughed out loud in awhile…This did it.
THIS YEAR I GOT EIGHTEEN PAIRS OF BLACK SOCKS
I’M THROWING OUT ALL THE OLD ONES, AND NOW I WILL JUST BE ABLE TO REACH INTO MY SOCKS BOX AND GRAB TWO BLACK SOCKS AND BE CONFIDENT THAT THEY WILL MATCH
I’M NOT DOBBY LEVELS OF EXCITED, BUT I’M CLOSE.
happy hogswatch! i hope you’re all jolly and possibly holly and other things ending in -olly.
(via sentientcitizen)
A little card I drew up last year & forgot to throw a watermark on. Happy Holidays!
(via darkpuck)
The phone rings while Santa is watching a movie
Santa Pause
Santa falls and scrapes his arm and requires first aid.
Santa Gauze
Santa gets appointed to the Supreme Court
Santa Laws
no we are not starting this again
Santa becomes a lumberjack.
Santa Saws
Santa hears a joke.
Santa ha’s.
Santa gets turned into a Lunar Cat.
Santa Maus.
Santa realizes he’s not a perfect person.
Santa Flaws
The phone rings while Santa is watching a movie
Santa Pause
Santa falls and scrapes his arm and requires first aid.
Santa Gauze
Santa gets appointed to the Supreme Court
Santa Laws
no we are not starting this again
Santa becomes a lumberjack.
Santa Saws
Santa hears a joke.
Santa ha’s.
Santa gets turned into a Lunar Cat.
Santa Maus.
12 Days of Nerd-Mas: Dean Winchester Style Apple Pie Taquitos!
The day after Thanksgiving, Cricket and I were going to the mall and I was like “Oh wait, there’s pie left?! Let me get some o’ dat for the road.” and he said I couldn’t eat a slice of pie in a moving car. FOOLISH MAN.
So I thought ‘Wouldn’t it be awesome if you had all the deliciousness of pie in a convienent and easy to hold shell?’ and SHAZAM! The Apple Pie Taquito was born.
What you’ll Need:
- 2 Pre-made ready to roll Pie shell Dough
- 4 Large Apples (Granny smith works best)
- 2 Tbsp Cinnamon
- 1 Tsp Nutmeg
- 2 Tsp Pie spice
- 1 egg
- 1/2 cup water
- 1 stick butter
- 1/2 Tsp Lemon Juice
- 3/4 cup Sugar
- Flour to sprinkle on your cutting board
What to Do:
- Roll out your thawed pie dough and sprinkle 1 tsp of your cinnamon on the centers. Pre-heat your oven to 375 Degrees.
- Cut up your apples in small bite-sized pieces. Like, small enough to roll up in your taquito.
- Melt your butter in a medium saucepan and combine with your lemon juice, water, spices, sugar and your remaining cinnamon. Toss your chopped apples in the mixture and cook over low flame for 8-10 minutes or until spoon comes away in a syrup consistency. Ha. I got that word in there.
- Let filling cool. Cut up your pie dough into 5” by 3” strips. Place 1/4 of a cup of your apple mixture onto the centers and roll up, small sides in first.
- Let bake on greased cookie sheet for 15-18 minutes in center of your oven.
You could either top with whip cream or sprinkle mini chocolate chips over them to class them suckah’s up.
Dude. It’s pie. ON THE GO. They are super easy to make and oh so delicious! Maybe I will give y’all a recipe for a variation on this? Either Pecan (My favorite) or pumpkin.
Cricket and I are also considering making a YouTube tutorial on this recipe. Hm. Maybe… Ominous dots….
OMG.
YES.
(via mamonna1)
(via darkpuck)
get out of there cat. i’m tired of finding tinsel in the litterbox.
“Captain, have you seen Barton?”
“Yes Sir. He said he had to go give you a mission report, but that was a few hours ago.”
“Well, I’ve been in my office this whole time.”
“Huh. Then I don’t know why he was wearing a winter coat.”
“…..oh. Thanks for your help. I know exactly where he is.”
“Uh, okay?”
