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Samuel L. Jackson seriously wants to be in the new Star Wars movies. He doesn’t care how it happens, he doesn’t care how many arms he has or how dead he is, or if he has to somehow do this as Nick Fury instead of Mace Windu.

Is there anyone among us who doesn’t think Star Wars could use a little Nick Fury? (Source)

…it’s a universe with a well-established history of just cloning the shit out of people at the slightest excuse. Samuel L. Jackson could theoretically play every role in the next movie without it being that implausible, by Star Wars standards.

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Holy shit I would pay twice the going rate for a movie ticket to see a film performed entirely by Samuel L. Jackson. I don’t even care what film. Star Wars, Pride & Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes, The Godfather…Any. Movie.

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“From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and fucking conceit made me realize that you were the last motherfucker in the world I could ever be fucking prevailed upon to marry.”

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It is a truth fucking universally acknowledged that a single motherfucker in possession of a giant motherfucking fortune must be in want of a goddamn wife.

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“The fucking recollection of what I said—of my fucking conduct, my fucking manners, my motherfucking expressions during it, is now, and has been many fucking months, goddamned painful to me. Your reproof, I shall never fucking forget: ‘had you behaved like less of a motherfucker.’ Those were your goddamned words. You know not, you can scarcely fucking conceive, how they have tortured me.”

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“Really, Watson, you fucking excel yourself,” said Holmes, pushing back his chair and lighting a cigarette. “I am bound to say that in all the fucking accounts which you have been so good as to give of my own small achievements you have fucking habitually underrated your own motherfucking abilities. It may be that you are not yourself fucking luminous, but you are a motherfucking conductor of light. Some people without possessing genius have a fucking remarkable power of stimulating it. I confess, my dear fellow, that I am very much in your fucking debt.”

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Motherfucker, mama always said life was like a box of fucking chocolates. You never fucking know what you’re gonna get.

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To fuck up a motherfucker or to not fuck up a motherfucker, that is the question.

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Guys this is the kind of thinking that got Snakes On A Plane made

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Guys Star wars happens “A long long time ago, In a galaxy Far Far away” Fury hasn’t been born yet in them.

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Only if you assume that George Lucas was making a documentary. Otherwise for all we know the actual intended audience of the piece was Jack Harkness sitting around on Boeshane in the year 5122.

Also this seems to indicate a despicable lack of faith in the time travel abilities of Nick Fury.

Or that you think our current Nick Fury is not himself potentially a clone of the Furies that existed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Either way, you’ll be receiving a visit from Director Fury shortly. I strongly suggest you have an explanation prepared.

~~AND SCENE.~~

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darkpuck:

theavengersheadcanons:

kelsthericeball:

upper-stories:

piperparker—iamspidergirl:

imnottheherotype:

charmedliar:

askalokiminion:

lovelylavie:

he never said ‘no’

Cobra Bubbles. SHIELD Agent. The end.

I don’t picture Cobra Bubbles being just any SHIELD Agent. I picture him being Nick Fury before he lost his eye and before he became Director. Cobra Bubbles was his code name while undercover.

Nick Fury’s code name would absolutely be Cobra Bubbles. No one will convince me otherwise.

[HEADCANON ACCEPTED]

Let’s not forget the scene where one of his sunglass lenses pops out.

FORESHADOWING?

Submitted to me by tumblrinne!

Can’t be. He’s ex-MIB.

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: eager-love-revenge

All agents are to address Henry Pym and Bruce Banner as “Dr. Pym” and “Dr. Banner” respectively, regardless of the number of post-graduate degrees between them.

On a related note, under no circumstances should Mr. Stark be addressed as “Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Stark”, despite his insistence.]

ghostpuck:

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: spookynebula

When Agent Hill says “Let’s get down to business,” the correct response is not to sing “Be a MAN!”]

The correct response is to sing “To defeat… the Huns!”

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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: madmaudlingoes

All S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel are reminded that Capt. Rogers and Thor Odinson have received extensive training in personal computing skills, including all the software in use on agency-owned machines and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. They do not need your help to complete any of our electronic forms, no matter what vague or unsettling comments they may make about “tubes,” “runes,” “speaking lights,” “radio-vision,” “Internets,” or “cup holders.” Please do not aid or abet them.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: tempestinateakettle

Agent Coulson is reminded that, as amusing as it may be, he can not continue to taze Mr. Stark whenever he’s being annoying. If he was tazed every time he was annoying, he would have brain damage. And unfortunately, S.H.I.E.L.D does need his brain intact.]

cosplayingwhileblack:

Avengers Assemble by *Aoi-Ninja

Characters: Fem! Nick Fury, Hawkeye,Thor, Ironman, Captain America

series: The Avengers

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: comics0026

Mr. Stark is reminded that while commissioning imitations of famous paintings featuring Agent Wilson in the nude is his own business, displaying them in and around SHIELD property is not.

Agent Wilson is reminded that removing any part of his uniform on SHIELD property outside his quarters loses him one month’s pay for every minute he is not in full uniform.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: stephendann

Effective immediately, incident reports that commence with “My Dearest Princess Celestia” will not be accepted as formal paperwork for any post-mission debrief.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Firestorm17

All personnel who make crude comments regarding Dr. Foster being “probed by an alien” will be required to repeat them within earshot of Thor.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Avenging Angel

Agent Romanoff is reminded that initiating a “Battle of the Spiders” with Agent Parker without informing him first is not permitted. Even when both agents are “bored.” Damages and hospital bills will be deducted from her fund for new equipment.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: raptorinyourcloset

Agent Wilson and Mr. Parker have been asked to stop bothering Matt Murdock about joining S.H.I.E.L.D. They should also note that there is not, nor will there ever be, a branch of S.H.I.E.L.D known as “Team Red.”]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Ashdancer

All personnel are reminded that Asgard is not, in fact, an Earth nation, and thus is not eligible to participate in the Olympic Games. Do NOT get Thor’s hopes up.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: hartthorn

The drinking contest between Mr. Logan and Thor has been cancelled. Agent Barton will be returning all of your bets. Mr. Stark will be billed for all expenses. And Dr. Banner can spend the next week re-purposing the 200 gallons of 400 proof whiskey into an alternate fuel for the Quinjets. If there are two people I don’t want drunk on my boat it’s the God of Thunder and a very irritable lightning rod.]